New Health Care - Plan G

[jaycee]

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
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>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

[JUDGE]

Love it.

[trimmer21]

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
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>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

Good stuff,Jaycee. Ain't that the truth.LOL

[yellow dog]

I would still like it if we could have the Trudeau family immigrate to Syria. Problem solved.

[rick_iles]

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!

[Snowwalker]

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!

That would leave 183 of the current sitting liberals running lose, but with the numbers of people retiring each month still makes for a lot of bullets being handed out.

[PaulR]

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!

Also know as trophy hunting, don't waste the shot on a minor back-bencher, wait for the trophy!

[Snowwalker]

Also know as trophy hunting, don't waste the shot on a minor back-bencher, wait for the trophy!

I don't know if anyone would count that as fair chase, more like a canned hunt. Taken as the need for pest control, would there need to be a limit?

Maybe I could sell the rights to pick my target to a crime lord, or gang and leave some money for the kids..

[PaulR]

I don't know if anyone would count that as fair chase, more like a canned hunt. Taken as the need for pest control, would there need to be a limit?

Maybe I could sell the rights to pick my target to a crime lord, or gang and leave some money for the kids..

I kinda like your thinking,,,,,,,,

[DGM999]

Twisted system for sure