New Health Care - Plan G

[JUDGE]

On second thought , you may get off.
Our justice is just as screwed up as our political system.

[jaycee]

On second thought , you may get off.
Our justice is just as screwed up as our political system.

How would they justify that?

[Mattones]

Funny but true. It's sad how prisoners get treated this good.

[JUDGE]

How would they justify that?

Senility, That what a good lawyer would argue.

[Snowwalker]

Senility, That what a good lawyer would argue.

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?

[JUDGE]

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?

Sounds like luck to me.
I would have been a lot closed. LOL

[jaycee]

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?

Health Care- Plan - G , refers to politicians , [You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician ] not drug dealers , to shoot them , you would have to come up with some differentplan , get with it !

[Snowwalker]

Sounds like luck to me.
I would have been a lot closed. LOL

The average city block is only 311 feet, or 103 2/3 yards. If you can't make that shot you need to stop hunting..

Many guys I know can hold a .22 to four inch group or better at that range.

[35wailin]

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
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>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

dont forget to factor in the savings for the salary of the politician, including benefits, pensions, expense accounts...

even if if you want to give them a state funeral, we are ahead.

[JUDGE]

The average city block is only 311 feet, or 103 2/3 yards. If you can't make that shot you need to stop hunting..

Many guys I know can hold a .22 to four inch group or better at that range.

Take a break and hassle someone else.
Your stealing the thread.