More Layoffs & Cutbacks

[IFH]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Kathleen Wynne is our Ontario Premier and that our taxes, Hydro
and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for
these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But, since we cannot increase our prices right now, due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off 60 of our employees, instead.
This really has been bothering me, since I believe that we are family here,
and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found 60
'Liberal bumper stickers' on our employees cars and have decided
that these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. They voted for change, so I gave it to them.


I'll see the rest of you at the annual company picnic!

[chris lavoie]

Sounds fair to me!!!

[yellow dog]

I have always said we should not have to pay the price if we didn't vote Liberal ! Best post of the year !

[poltrojan]

this is a spoof right?

[Dythbringer]

this is a spoof right?

Yes. The original was in the US forwarded to snopes in 2008 just a few hours after Obama was elected.

http://www.snopes.com/Politics/business/layoff.asp

While snopes can't verify if it is true or not, our version is complete bunk.

[trimmer21]

Yes. The original was in the US forwarded to snopes in 2008 just a few hours after Obama was elected.

http://www.snopes.com/Politics/business/layoff.asp

While snopes can't verify if it is true or not, our version is complete bunk.

It may be complete bunk,but,it's a damn good idea.LOL

[JBen]

I wonder if Hudak wrote that.