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    Well if this doesn't piss ya off, all day, all night the media is pounding the drum for getting vaccinated, now the gov't is making house calls to push it. First on the landline and 10 minutes later on the cell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherman View Post
    Well if this doesn't piss ya off, all day, all night the media is pounding the drum for getting vaccinated, now the gov't is making house calls to push it. First on the landline and 10 minutes later on the cell.
    Thats been going on for months, they called me back in November.

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    I treat them like telemarketers,just hang up.

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    I like to tell them I'm in the middle of some hot coitus and if they would like to leave me their home phone number I would be more than willing to call them back when I'm finished . It never seems to work that way though as I have never had anyone leave their number yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigboy 304 View Post
    I like to tell them I'm in the middle of some hot coitus and if they would like to leave me their home phone number I would be more than willing to call them back when I'm finished . It never seems to work that way though as I have never had anyone leave their number yet.
    Hahahahah! That's because they've been surveilling you for the days previous and they know there's no such things happening there unless you're alone. Kidding, of course!

    But you did remind me of what I did to Bell and they have never called back. It was always right at the kids bedtime and one night I'd had enough. When they asked to speak to Mr arsehatsky I told them I really hoped he wasn't home because I was currently 4 ⅜" into his spouse. "Click"

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    Quote Originally Posted by oaknut View Post
    Hahahahah! That's because they've been surveilling you for the days previous and they know there's no such things happening there unless you're alone. Kidding, of course!

    But you did remind me of what I did to Bell and they have never called back. It was always right at the kids bedtime and one night I'd had enough. When they asked to speak to Mr arsehatsky I told them I really hoped he wasn't home because I was currently 4 ⅜" into his spouse. "Click"

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    Lmao that's a good one I'll have to remember that to use the next time I get a call like that. Hahaha thanks oaknut.

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