A True Story

[JoePa]

There is nothing better to lighten things up a little like a true fart story - when I was a little kid growing up in the 30s and 40s there were two things that I believed but that turned out to be false - I believed in Santa Clause - and I believed that girls didn't leave farts -it was a privilege endowed by our Creator to men only - it was a shock to learn that my parents put the presents under the Christmas tree and not Santa - but the bigger shock came when I found out that ladies farted - to this day I can't figure out how they were able to fool me for so long - I guess they were sneaky - probably walked away into another room and let one fly - well the day of reckoning came one day when I was at my aunt's house - she was standing by the sink and she didn't know I was in the doorway when she cut loose with a bomb - at first I thought maybe she made a noise somehow by the sink but then she let loose a second time - this time the fart flew across the kitchen and raddled the dishes in the dish rack - holy mackerel I couldn't believe it - say it isn't so - then it happened kinda like a fog - the gas wanted to escape the kitchen and the only way out was pass me in the doorway - it overwhelmed me - I nearly collapsed and died right there in the doorway - for some reason the fart couldn't make it outside so it came back and went out into the dinning room and up the stairs -

My aunt finally noticed me and saw I was in bad shape and wanted to know what was wrong - I couldn't talk - but the damage was done - I had believed that girls were sweet, delicate, petite and the weaker sex but those farts changed that - from that point on I viewed women differently - they surely weren't the weaker sex not with the ability to drop A-bombs whenever they want to - in fact as time went on they have reenforced their strength on different occasions often in a sneaky way that some poor guy got blamed - just remember that the purpose of the gas to for the benefit of those who didn't hear it - have a good day

[Tigboy 304]

Lol that's a good one Joepa. Thanks for the laugh

[MikePal]

I knew my wife was the one when she pulled the sheets over my head and cut loose...true love and first smell !! HaHa..

[Bowjob]

WTF hahahahahhahahahhahahhah hilarious man haha

[LiveBates]

Hahaha....thx for the laugh Joe....

[oaknut]

Hahaha, well done!

Gone are the days. I remember meeting my wife and for the first two years she never once let fly while I was in earshot. Now, it's a game to see who can be nasty enough they get the bed to themself...... I never win....

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