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    Quote Originally Posted by Dythbringer View Post
    I am going to go out and build a snowman because it will be anatomically correct.
    is that a carrot in your pocket mr snowman or are you just happy to see me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by terrym View Post
    Ding Ding Ding.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick_iles View Post
    What a morning . . . .

    8:00 I made a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

    8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

    8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.

    8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"

    8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

    9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.

    9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

    Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside .
    Thank you Rick you just made my night!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishermccann View Post
    Harper would not even take questions , what is better? As an aside some people like trump and he has the worst manners on earth, and no respect for anyone.
    Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt

    Harper isn't and was never Trump. While Harper had the charisma of a fish, he was an effective manager for Canada.

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    Are you saying harper was quiet because he was a fool? I think most people would want their politicians to answer questions, no matter what they look or sound like. I never said harper was trump , just that people will vote for ignorant, arrogant politicians with no respect for anyone.
    Last edited by fishermccann; February 8th, 2018 at 09:37 AM.

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    Ignorant , arrogant politicians with no respect for anyone ?? Sounds like the little potato Trudeau. Unless of course you see things exactly the way he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishermccann View Post
    Are you saying harper was quiet because he was a fool? I think most people would want their politicians to answer questions, no matter what they look or sound like. I never said harper was trump , just that people will vote for ignorant, arrogant politicians with no respect for anyone.
    I want all politicians to answer questions intelligently and get their point across quickly and respectfully. Trudeau does neither. How anyone who can defend a person who tells a disabled Canadian veteran that they are asking for more money than Canada can give right now is beyond me.

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    Someone kick him in the thingamajig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yellow dog View Post
    Someone kick him in the thingamajig.
    While I think Trudeau is inept PM, being kicked in the thingamajig isn't something I wish on anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dythbringer View Post
    While I think Trudeau is inept PM, being kicked in the thingamajig isn't something I wish on anyone.
    Yellow dog wasnt talking about trudum. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dythbringer View Post
    While I think Trudeau is inept PM, being kicked in the thingamajig isn't something I wish on anyone.
    I'm bad, he doesn't have one.

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