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February 6th, 2018, 03:24 PM
#1
Justin kills off mankind
Never thought I would say this bit I agree 100% with Piers Morgan on this assessment of our PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...er_dailymailus
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February 6th, 2018 03:24 PM
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February 6th, 2018, 03:27 PM
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February 6th, 2018, 03:30 PM
#3
No more snowmen ,we must have snow people. No more manhole covers , we will have people holes. LOL ...Serenity now.. we are fooked with this idiot at the helm.
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February 6th, 2018, 04:34 PM
#4
Has too much time on their hands
Originally Posted by
Hunter John
No more snowmen ,we must have snow people. No more manhole covers , we will have people holes. LOL ...Serenity now.. we are fooked with this idiot at the helm.
I am going to go out and build a snowman because it will be anatomically correct.
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February 6th, 2018, 05:19 PM
#5
Yet the imbecile would be reelected with a majority if an election were held today. Who's the bigger idiot? I find it odd that unqualified progressives feel they have the right to rewrite the English language.
I’m suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog who doesn't like a person.
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February 6th, 2018, 06:32 PM
#6
Originally Posted by
Dythbringer
I am going to go out and build a snowman because it will be anatomically correct.
What a morning . . . .
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside .
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February 6th, 2018, 07:24 PM
#7
Originally Posted by
rick_iles
What a morning . . . .
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside .
Ding Ding Ding.............
Best post this year 
I’m suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog who doesn't like a person.
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February 6th, 2018, 07:28 PM
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Has too much time on their hands
.... other than Wynne and Trudeau just resigned posts.... definite winner of the year!
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February 6th, 2018, 08:20 PM
#9
Trudeau was searching for the word "humankind" .... "personkind" is just ridiculous. I voted for him in 2015 because I felt Harper had overstayed his welcome (voted for him previously). I won't be repeating my actions in 2019.
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February 6th, 2018, 09:03 PM
#10
umm, ya, umm, ok, umm, umm, well umm, I think umm, umm. How can you criticise a man with such a command of the english language?
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