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December 17th, 2017, 10:41 PM
#1
Shopping with the wife
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing,
and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lots to do."
Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago,
and you fell in love with a diamond necklace?
I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."
If you keep doing what you've always done. You'll keep getting what you've always got!
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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December 17th, 2017 10:41 PM
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December 17th, 2017, 11:39 PM
#2
Has too much time on their hands
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, Teach a man to fish and he eats for the rest of his life"
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December 18th, 2017, 08:52 AM
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December 18th, 2017, 10:31 AM
#4
I was coming out of a Cabela's store one time and in front of me was this middle aged couple - the wife was walking behind the husband and looked all pooped out - he turns around and says - now you know what it feels like when I go shopping with you - I thought that was pretty good
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December 18th, 2017, 11:15 AM
#5
Originally Posted by
SK33T3R
Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas.
Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing,
and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
Dianne asked, "Frank, where are you? You know that we have lots to do."
Frank said, "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago,
and you fell in love with a diamond necklace?
I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down Dianne's cheek, and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I'm in the Hooters next to that."
...and I thought I was the only one that would do that.LOL
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December 19th, 2017, 12:24 AM
#6
Originally Posted by
JoePa
I was coming out of a Cabela's store one time and in front of me was this middle aged couple - the wife was walking behind the husband and looked all pooped out - he turns around and says - now you know what it feels like when I go shopping with you - I thought that was pretty good
my wife wont dare come with me to cabelas/basspro and I dont want her to anyways...shes doesnt need to know how much stuff costs...just like how I cant possibly imagine owning a pair of $250 jeans or shoes she doesn't need to know how much my toys cost.
If you ever get the chance to go to Smoky Mountain Knife Works in TN. you will definately want to leave your wife at home...could spend all day in there
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