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August 13th, 2017, 03:03 PM
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A hunters visit to victria secrets ....
A hunter stops on his way home at a Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He's been gone 2 weeks.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, He's been hunting quite a while .... and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ( she's no dummy), 'I have an idea.
It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday at Noon .
Closed coffin.
Last edited by SK33T3R; August 13th, 2017 at 03:07 PM.
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August 13th, 2017 03:03 PM
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August 13th, 2017, 03:59 PM
#2
Thanks sk33t3r! Needed a giggle
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August 13th, 2017, 04:47 PM
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August 13th, 2017, 05:15 PM
#4
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August 13th, 2017, 05:37 PM
#5
Ha ha good one 
"Everything is easy when you know how"
"Meat is not grown in stores"
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August 13th, 2017, 05:52 PM
#6
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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August 14th, 2017, 10:03 PM
#7
OUCH ! .... My wife didn't think it was funny ?
Glen
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