If this thing wasn't so expensive.....

[Dythbringer]

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/ca...l-now-for-sale

I would be purchasing it and having the elf on the shelf do unspeakable things to it.

Dyth

[bowj]

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/ca...l-now-for-sale

I would be purchasing it and having the elf on the shelf do unspeakable things to it.

Dyth

target practice?

[Hunter John]

You have got to be kidding me. Serenity now.

[rick_iles]

Just push the button and hear it say......ah..ah.....ah....ah...!

[mosquito]

Possible things it could say:

"Budgets balance themselves"
"We need to rethink basics like time and space" (or some idiocy like that)
"I have an admiration for China and it's dictatorship"
"I'm a feminist" - the guide will have to show him sitting in a segregated mosque repeating the Shahada.
...

[Dythbringer]

target practice?

If you did that, you probably would be asked to speak to the police because you are committing a violent act against and image of the sitting PM. Besides, target practice would only be once. For the price tag this thing comes with, I would thing you would want to get as much use out of it as possible.

[Dythbringer]

Just push the button and hear it say......ah..ah.....ah....ah...!

I think it says stuff like "Oooo a selfie" or "Oh there is a wedding I need to be shirtless for".