Holiday parenting tip

[Noseyarentcha]

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Holiday Parenting Tip:
Place fake presents under your tree with your childs name on them. Every time they misbehave, pick up one of the fake presents and toss it into the fireplace.
They smarten up real quick.
You're welcome

....you better be nice...you better think twice.

[SongDog]

Ha ha that's a good one....

Just make sure there isn't any real presents under the tree for yourself, kid my rifle it in the fireplace for payback. Would suck if it was a pound of powder too LOL

[Dythbringer]

Naw, I am teaching my kids about Krampus. I don't think there will be any kind of fallout from teaching young children about a half-man, half goat demon who punishes kids who misbehave at Christmas.

[Noseyarentcha]

Naw, I am teaching my kids about Krampus. I don't think there will be any kind of fallout from teaching young children about a half-man, half goat demon who punishes kids who misbehave at Christmas.

I wanna come over and teach your kids how to throw your presents in the fire. The real ones!
Oh wait...you aren't getting any cuz I told Santa that you called me a heathen.
NA NA NA POOPOO

[Dythbringer]

I wanna come over and teach your kids how to throw your presents in the fire. The real ones!
Oh wait...you aren't getting any cuz I told Santa that you called me a heathen.
NA NA NA POOPOO

I can live with no presents. I don't know how you live with being a heathen though......

[mooboy76]

Naw, I am teaching my kids about Krampus. I don't think there will be any kind of fallout from teaching young children about a half-man, half goat demon who punishes kids who misbehave at Christmas.

Solid plan, I can see no downsides. My wife has been thinking along the same lines.

I'd better brush up on mein Deutsche, in case he makes an appearance.

[Noseyarentcha]

I can live with no presents. I don't know how you live with being a heathen though......

Like Jben said..."dirty" heathen.
I do it just fine.

[Dythbringer]

At no point did I ever say dirty heathen, simply heathen.

[Noseyarentcha]

At no point did I ever say dirty heathen, simply heathen.

At no point did I say you said it.
I said Jben did.
So there
Quit trying to distract me from the other thread....

You are not getting those reindeer!

[Dythbringer]

At no point did Isay you said it.
I said Jben did.
So there

My apologies, I thought you were correcting me.