New Health Care - Plan G

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April 10th, 2016, 09:46 AM
jaycee

New Health Care - Plan G

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
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>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
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>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!:)
April 10th, 2016, 11:05 AM
JUDGE

Love it.
April 10th, 2016, 11:08 AM
trimmer21

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaycee

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
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>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
>>
>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!:)

Good stuff,Jaycee. Ain't that the truth.LOL
April 10th, 2016, 11:30 AM
yellow dog

I would still like it if we could have the Trudeau family immigrate to Syria. Problem solved.
April 10th, 2016, 11:40 AM
rick_iles

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!
April 10th, 2016, 12:39 PM
Snowwalker

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Originally Posted by rick_iles

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!

That would leave 183 of the current sitting liberals running lose, but with the numbers of people retiring each month still makes for a lot of bullets being handed out.
April 10th, 2016, 03:41 PM
PaulR

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Originally Posted by rick_iles

That is totally ridiculous !!!!! Only ONE bullet ? How much fun could that be !!!!

Also know as trophy hunting, don't waste the shot on a minor back-bencher, wait for the trophy! :)
April 10th, 2016, 04:42 PM
Snowwalker

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Originally Posted by PaulR

Also know as trophy hunting, don't waste the shot on a minor back-bencher, wait for the trophy! :)

I don't know if anyone would count that as fair chase, more like a canned hunt. Taken as the need for pest control, would there need to be a limit?

Maybe I could sell the rights to pick my target to a crime lord, or gang and leave some money for the kids..:thumbup:
April 10th, 2016, 05:07 PM
PaulR

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Originally Posted by Snowwalker

I don't know if anyone would count that as fair chase, more like a canned hunt. Taken as the need for pest control, would there need to be a limit?

Maybe I could sell the rights to pick my target to a crime lord, or gang and leave some money for the kids..:thumbup:

I kinda like your thinking,,,,,,,,
April 10th, 2016, 05:10 PM
DGM999

Twisted system for sure
April 10th, 2016, 06:00 PM
JUDGE

On second thought , you may get off.
Our justice is just as screwed up as our political system.
April 11th, 2016, 09:07 AM
jaycee

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Originally Posted by JUDGE

On second thought , you may get off.
Our justice is just as screwed up as our political system.

How would they justify that?
April 13th, 2016, 08:22 PM
Mattones

Funny but true. It's sad how prisoners get treated this good.
April 14th, 2016, 11:29 AM
JUDGE

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Originally Posted by jaycee

How would they justify that?

Senility, That what a good lawyer would argue.
April 14th, 2016, 01:18 PM
Snowwalker

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Originally Posted by JUDGE

Senility, That what a good lawyer would argue.

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?
April 14th, 2016, 02:43 PM
JUDGE

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Originally Posted by Snowwalker

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?

Sounds like luck to me.
I would have been a lot closed. LOL
April 14th, 2016, 02:52 PM
jaycee

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Originally Posted by Snowwalker

How is my lawyer going to defend against the fact that I threaded a bullet through power lines, phone cables, a traffic light, doped the wind and hit the drug dealer square in the head from a block away? Muscle memory?

Health Care- Plan - G , refers to politicians , [You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician ] not drug dealers , to shoot them , you would have to come up with some differentplan , get with it ! :)
April 14th, 2016, 04:43 PM
Snowwalker

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Originally Posted by JUDGE

Sounds like luck to me.
I would have been a lot closed. LOL

The average city block is only 311 feet, or 103 2/3 yards. If you can't make that shot you need to stop hunting..:silly:

Many guys I know can hold a .22 to four inch group or better at that range.
April 16th, 2016, 03:26 PM
35wailin

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Originally Posted by jaycee

>> Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Plan G.
>> The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
>>
>> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
>>
>> Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!:)

dont forget to factor in the savings for the salary of the politician, including benefits, pensions, expense accounts...

even if if you want to give them a state funeral, we are ahead.
April 16th, 2016, 10:50 PM
JUDGE

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Originally Posted by Snowwalker

The average city block is only 311 feet, or 103 2/3 yards. If you can't make that shot you need to stop hunting..:silly:

Many guys I know can hold a .22 to four inch group or better at that range.

Take a break and hassle someone else.
Your stealing the thread.