-
Liberal or Conservative
I thought it was time to post some humour given that we all likely need a smile given the Federal Election results...:joker:
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front garden,
my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter
what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday.
Both of her parents who are Liberals were standing there, so I asked her,
"If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow! What a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until
you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied.
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull
weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can
give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight
in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Conservative Party."
Her parents aren't speaking to me any more.
-
-
-
What an intelligent little girl. Parents,not so much. LOL
-
-
-
-
-
-
Sounds like my cousin..... close to reality ... very close and a rather sad display of the lack of integrity actually.
He kept putting up Occupy B.S. and I finally got sick of it when he put one up about the PM's pension being $500K... this was about a year after the Conservatives had revamped the pensions...
he went into a rant about me having my head up Ezra's a....
I asked him if he was gullible enough to believe that b.s. and sent him a link and some of the text....
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/...rticle4625835/
For instance, if Mr. Harper retires as an MP after 10 years as Prime Minister in February, 2016, he would receive $47,319 a year in retirement, instead of $104,102, which is $56,783 less per year than under the old rules. If Mr. Harper lives to age 82, he would receive $1.6-million less under these new rules. If he lives to 92, the hit would be $2.2-million.
I was unfriended on facebook and he blocked me and haven't heard from him since... probably 2 years now
Old rule, use facts for an argument with a Conservative and cute kitten pictures with Liberals.
