A True Story

There is nothing better to lighten things up a little like a true fart story - when I was a little kid growing up in the 30s and 40s there were two things that I believed but that turned out to be false - I believed in Santa Clause - and I believed that girls didn't leave farts -it was a privilege endowed by our Creator to men only - it was a shock to learn that my parents put the presents under the Christmas tree and not Santa - but the bigger shock came when I found out that ladies farted - to this day I can't figure out how they were able to fool me for so long - I guess they were sneaky - probably walked away into another room and let one fly - well the day of reckoning came one day when I was at my aunt's house - she was standing by the sink and she didn't know I was in the doorway when she cut loose with a bomb - at first I thought maybe she made a noise somehow by the sink but then she let loose a second time - this time the fart flew across the kitchen and raddled the dishes in the dish rack - holy mackerel I couldn't believe it - say it isn't so - then it happened kinda like a fog - the gas wanted to escape the kitchen and the only way out was pass me in the doorway - it overwhelmed me - I nearly collapsed and died right there in the doorway - for some reason the fart couldn't make it outside so it came back and went out into the dinning room and up the stairs -

My aunt finally noticed me and saw I was in bad shape and wanted to know what was wrong - I couldn't talk - but the damage was done - I had believed that girls were sweet, delicate, petite and the weaker sex but those farts changed that - from that point on I viewed women differently - they surely weren't the weaker sex not with the ability to drop A-bombs whenever they want to - in fact as time went on they have reenforced their strength on different occasions often in a sneaky way that some poor guy got blamed - just remember that the purpose of the gas to for the benefit of those who didn't hear it - have a good day

Lol that's a good one Joepa. Thanks for the laugh

I knew my wife was the one when she pulled the sheets over my head and cut loose...true love and first smell !! HaHa..

WTF hahahahahhahahahhahahhah hilarious man haha

Hahaha....thx for the laugh Joe....

Hahaha, well done!

Gone are the days. I remember meeting my wife and for the first two years she never once let fly while I was in earshot. Now, it's a game to see who can be nasty enough they get the bed to themself...... I never win....

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